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    Pigeons…

    I hate them, little fuckers.┬á Why Mr. Pigeon can’t you fly in a straight line, do you have to duck and dive over the heads of everyone in sight? Do you have to leave your excrement upon the ground for us all to see?

    I really would like some form of pigeon control device, you could use it to fly them toward a chav and get them dive bombed by several hundred pigeons, now there is an idea to patent!

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