Hold on to your hats kids, the Rapture is coming! NOW!
Let’s start by saying that people believing in this Rapture are severely mentally retarded and focus on something a little more important like enjoying our weekend! It’s Saturday for God’s sake, pardon the pun. ┬áThis whole story started with an American Bible basher proclaiming that the Rature was coming on 21st May 2010, let’s not forget he said the same thing in 1994 and well don’t you know it we’re all still here.
Just enjoy your life, before you die and then relalise there is no God!
Now if I’m wrong, I’ll repent like a bastard, and be forgiven yeah?