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    Eating… (with your mouth open)

     Posted in Anger Level 4 at 14:09 on Saturday, August 14th, 2010 by Mr. Rant

    Why do you feel the need Mr. Eater, to open your mouth when you chomp your food? I can hear the splashing as the bits hit your jowls, I raise from my seat and wonder towards you, and utter in three words, something you needed to hear.┬á I raise up my fist from down by my side, a justifiable knock to the side of your face.┬á See how you like eating with no teeth, you won’t make the noise I loathe so much.

    But now, it’s much worse with your gummy appearance, the sloshing has loudened and now it’s coherent, from across the room, I’m going to scream.┬á So next time you eat, I’ll make sure you know how much it annoys me, and drives me insane, your annoying, irritating, little game.


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      Written By Mr. Rant.