Home
  • Anger Levels
  • Contacting the Rant
  • About Rantastic
  •   Latest Posts:  ::The Rantastic :: I am a geek, in many ways…::The Rantastic :: It’s been a year.::The Rantastic :: Get Ready for an Election::The Rantastic :: Mr. Rant’s Christmas Message 2014::The Rantastic :: Scotland Decides… NO.::The Rantastic :: Guess what… It’s raining…::The Rantastic :: A Christmas Message for 2013::The Rantastic :: Birmingham Central Library Vs. Library of Birmingham::The Rantastic :: Five years, and we’re still here….::The Rantastic :: It just gets earlier every year…. 

    Eating… (with your mouth open)

     Posted in Anger Level 4 at 14:09 on Saturday, August 14th, 2010 by Mr. Rant

    Why do you feel the need Mr. Eater, to open your mouth when you chomp your food? I can hear the splashing as the bits hit your jowls, I raise from my seat and wonder towards you, and utter in three words, something you needed to hear.  I raise up my fist from down by my side, a justifiable knock to the side of your face.  See how you like eating with no teeth, you won’t make the noise I loathe so much.

    But now, it’s much worse with your gummy appearance, the sloshing has loudened and now it’s coherent, from across the room, I’m going to scream.  So next time you eat, I’ll make sure you know how much it annoys me, and drives me insane, your annoying, irritating, little game.


    Tags: , ,
    Update Status: Never Updated.

      Written By Mr. Rant.